#absolutely fucking love this

the-haiku-bot:

beaft:

beaft:

i hate job hunting more than anything else in the world

me: i’d like a job, please

the person who gives out the jobs (actually an oversized march hare sitting behind a desk, dictating to a crow that taps out the letters with its beak):

“If Employmente ye do seek,
Attend this interview next week;

Four tasks you must perform for me,
And once that’s done, a further three.

Pass the test, and twelve days hence,
You may receive your recompense.

But heed my warning: if you fail,
We’ll send you naught but a stock email.”

But heed my warning:

if you fail, We’ll send you naught

but a stock email.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.