#ahahahahahah

prettiestcaptain:

i’m one of those bitches that won’t laugh if i don’t find you funny. not even politely.

Tiktok has some chaotic energy but Najwa remixing a fucking honey cereal ad to “I’m coming to kill” really takes it to the next level

alcrox:

onebatch–twobatch:

unpretty:

unpretty:

unpretty:

bisexuhowl:

unpretty:

did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

#‘i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion’#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different’#'this is my nightmare’

rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell

they call him prince charming because he’s always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn’t know if he’s supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when you’re a prince that shit starts wars

best part of this post is all the people with prosopagnosia confirming that they literally never questioned why the prince was incapable of hiring a sketch artist even in versions without masks/glamours

(ps here’s this)

PLEASE click the link

Please, please, for the love of god, Click. The. Link.

“Her face,” Princess Gloria said from her chair. “What did she look like.”

“… she had a nose,” Marcus said eventually.

[the link is a very cute & silly romcom story!]

dankmemeuniversity:

My wife, accidentally hitting her knee on the table: AUGH!! COCKS!!! COCKS APLENTY!!!