me: okay yes good. back to work tomorrow so time for bed. :)
brain goblin: …okay but what if jaskier was a selkie, but it was GERALT who got stressed out about his pelt beCAUSE JASKIER??? FUCKING LOSES IT ALL THE TIME?? HOW?? HOW THE *FUCK* DO YOU JUST MISPLACE SOMETHING THAT IMPORTANT??? geralt ends up holding onto it for safe keeping because this moron selkie has no sense of object permanence and the SECOND it’s out of his hands it’s gone as far as he’s concerned.
as everyone might have predicted, i did stay up too late to start writing it bc my brain wouldn’t let me rest until i did
on today’s episode of “is pen okay in the head?”: i teared up imagining jask as a baby seal cub
