#alex why do you think we’re friends

Alex: yeah not gonna lie, nice people creep me out. Positivity just feels… weird

Julie: … uh huh.

Julie: last time I checked, your boyfriend and best friend are, like, the nicest people in the world. You trying to tell me they creep you out?

Alex: … you’ve met them right? Willie fights cops and his nickname for me is making fun of how we died. Plus Reggie’s ruder than I am and he’s the only one of my friends who’s ever called me a slur

Reggie: *teleports in* we were nine! >:( How long are you gonna hold that against me?

Alex: forever.

Alex, to Julie: but yeah they’re both assholes, it’s why I love them

Reggie: …… wait now I don’t know if I should be offended or not