Incorrect Quote

Hatter: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant. 
Chishiya: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

Incorrect Quote

Kuina: Hey Niragi, have you seen the photographer?

Niragi: Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderizer?

Kuina, confused: What?

Niragi, grabbing the meat tenderizer out of the drawer: No reason, cute girl things!

why I shouldn’t be in alice in borderland | part eight

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me: oh how unfortunate. I’m injured! Ann, you’ll have to treat my wounds!

chishiya, being an ass: I can treat them, I’m a med student.

me: *glares at chishiya* ANN, you’ll have to treat my wounds!

why I shouldn’t be in alice in borderland | part seven

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me: bet there were no braincells while I was gone, huh?

chishiya: yeah, no difference when you’re here too.

why I shouldn’t be in alice in borderland | part 6.5

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chishiya: I thought about what you said

me:and?

chishiya: you’re right. I did make a mistake.

chishiya: my mistake is that I failed to kill you.

me: come back here right now.

why I shouldn’t be in alice in borderland | part six

chishiya: one should always reflect on their past mistakes, whether or not they regret it.

me: yeah reflect on the fact you nearly killed me.

chishiya: I said mistakes.

why I shouldn’t be in alice in borderland | part five

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hatter: each and every one of us are unique! unusual!

me: *glances at niragi who is struggling to open the door* ..yeah, I can tell.

why I shouldn’t be in alice in borderland | part four

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*playing fuck, marry, kill*

me: arisu, niragi and chishiya? easy. fuck niragi, marry chishiya and kill arisu.

usagi: YOU’D KILL ARISU?

kuina: YOU’D MARRY CHISHIYA??

chishiya: YOU’D FUCK NIRAGI???

why I shouldn’t be in alice in borderland | part three

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*first spades game*

me: *heavy breathing and panting*

chishiya: we’re literally climbing the stairs TO GET to the game arena. the game hasn’t started.

me: wait what??

why I shouldn’t be in alice in borderland | part two

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me: it’s difficult being a girl, huh?

chishiya: YOU’RE A GIRL??

me: YOU’RE NOT???

niragi: you’re too obsessed with being smarter than everyone. I could never do that.

chishiya, bewildered: of course you can’t.

why I shouldn’t be in alice in borderland | part twelve

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kuina: so what do you like about

chishiya if it’s not his looks?

me: idk I just like his personality

me: wait no that’s not it either

why I shouldn’t be in alice in borderland | part eleven

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me: you’ve been a real bitch

chishiya: …? are you not gonna add ‘lately’ ?

me: you’ve always been a bitch.

why I shouldn’t be in alice in borderland | part ten

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me: chishiya told me the beach had scary dog privileges.

me: I don’t see anythi-

*militants walk by*

me: oh.

why I shouldn’t be in alice in borderland | part nine

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kuina: so how was the game with niragi and chishiya? did you have sexual tension w any of them like always?

me, tired of their shit: sexual tension between chishiya and I or niragi and I like always?! they had sexual tension with each other!