#all my favorite books as a child were about war lmao
I love the Redwall series. It’s just: “And then Colonel Wollywosh, the fastest rabbit in all the land, committed a real ass war crime.”
“Oi no sah, I dunno if oi’ll do ‘at!” ahouted Snotfuck the rat as he tackled Pogwap the stoat, gouging out both of his eyes with his thumbs and biting off his ears and throwing his corpse into a lake
And then all the animals sat down for a picnic of the most delicious food you’ve ever heard described in a book.
