#all of this is spot on
Ranking the High Lords in terms of hotness:
- Helion: Self explanatory. Bisexual dilf even if unaware of it. Bonus points for producing the hottest fireboy in Prythian
- Tarquin: Underrated king. Nothing sexier than actually caring about the people around you. Cute and respectful. Great hair
- Eris “firedick” Vanserra: BDSM. Murdered Beron to be on this list which ultimately gives him extra points. I know his dick is big
- Rhysand: Theoretically hot if you are into goths but I honestly think he’s overrated
- Tamlin: An acquired taste. Can either look like a prettyboy or Gerald depending on the artist, so he’s versatile. Bonus points if you are a furry or monsterfucker
- Thesan: Gay rights but I wouldn’t really call him hot
- Kallias: Hot wife
Eris “Firedick” Vanserra is his new official name I will not have it any other way