#all the wrong queuestions
Lemony and Olaf: -getting into a swordfight in the kitchen-
Larry, trying to get past them to open the freezer: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?
reblog if you are also accommodating, basic, calm, darling, emblematic, frisky, grinning, human, innocent, jumping, kept, limited, meek, nap-loving, official, pretty, quarantined, recent, scheduled, tidy, understandable, victorious, wholesome, xylophone, young AND zippered every morning, every afternoon, every night and all day long
“We Snickets take care of our own.”
Then why did they all die
admittedly they’re not great at this
Lemony: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
Ellington: You’re a hazard to society.
Moxie: And a coward. Do twenty.
(pouring a root beer while watching orders roll in)
More goblin content, on it, I love y’all.
Moxie: hey Snicket, wanna play Parcheesi?
Lemony: PLEASE. I prefer HARDCORE games that involve overturning the monarchy.
Moxie: … solitaire again?
Lemony: Solitaire again
mom friend gotta feed his KIDS
the paper delivery bike boy is the real star of unfortunate season 2 but go off i guess
Date a girl who speaks like a film noir detective
I like how the plot of asoue literally centers around a fire department that can’t agree on whether it’s supposed to start fires or put them out.
me and my boyfriend more like 19 eyes and counting
I didn’t realize this was a sad occasion. Alexa, play that’s not how the story goes
TIRED: Lemony Snicket is Daniel Handler’s pseudonym
WIRED: Daniel Handler is Lemony Snicket’s representative
HIRED: Daniel Handler is Lemony Snicket’s pseudonym