#alphadouche
alpha & assistant
surround yourself with bros who will work tirelessly to enhance your gods given right to be a douchebag.
bred to look down at scum like you
he’s already taken your girlfriend, and your sister. your mom’s next up, and she’s already waiting for him.
maybe it’s time you reject your beta inclinations and embrace the fuarkin truth, bruh
fuckboy taking advantage of every weak betas’ credit card and their wives.
Revelling in superiority - beg to serve
Kaden’s getting paid six figures to live in Malta, make TikToks, lift and breed. Yes, beta, the Hierarchy is real.
Dustin loves waking up every morning the same way: knowing he’s making bank off being better than you.
douchebrah gym fits
he’s dumb as the bricks he lays, but fucks like an animal in heat.
Jam’s always going to show you up, nattyfuck
waiting on your girl to bring him a mid fuck meal
just turned 18 vibes
only does cardio to get the gym bunnies’ attention on the track.