#also short and just kinda funny
Castlevania + modern Romania
basically if the castlevania characters lived in modern Romania
im romanian btw !
- the die hard patriot
- trevor usually makes the slow ardelean jokes around him and alucard sulks for 3-5 business days about it
- “de ce-l enervezi ma jegule?” you’d jump to the dhampire’s defence, struggling to keep yourself from laughing
- drives a dacia 1300 because “those were the good old days”
- would pick you up in it and you’d absolutely want to die even more so if Trevor and Sypha happen to be visiting
- “Baaaaa, cu tigaia se fac clătite nu se iese pe strada” (you use the pan to make pancakes not go out on the street)
- and you can’t even say anything because
- refuses to listen to manele or any new music + has every stela enache, gheorghe gheorghiu and mihaela runceanu record kept in absolute pristine condition
- you’d be lying however if you didn’t absolutely adore when he would put old songs on and grab you to dance around, laughing while singing along
- antena 3 and euforia on full blast every day
- manelistu strazii
- top 5 words in his vocabulary include but are not limited to: țeapă, prințesa, sa moara *insert any person to ever make his acquaintance*, bă / mă, cafeluța și tigara
- “Lecții de viața” enthusiast and absolutely nobody can convince him these stories are fake
- “Auzi, dacă mi-as pierde jobu ca Bogdan, m-ai lasa?” (if I lost my job like bogdan, would you leave me?)
- “tu acuma n-aj job ma nenorocitule” youd roll your eyes and he laughs, grabbing your face between his hands and pressing kisses all over your face
- “Sa știi ca ești rea de tot,”(you know you’re really bad) he would tease but refusing to believe that show is scripted
