ilove all the headcanons of how crowley’s not going to be able to cope with the affection once they’re actually a couple after pining for 6000 years and have to blushingly snek himself for like a full day the first time aziraphale is mushy with him but
may i offer
that the first time they spend the night together, aziraphale wakes to find crowley making breakfast in an apron and glasses and nothing else, calling out “angel! you’re up! good, come and and try these crepes, love, i think i nailed ‘em” and aziraphale turns bright red and his wings just fling right out and knock over everything in the vicinity
