#and get his shirt offwink while eating a banana
I have never seen Sacha Dhawan sing or anything like that, but for some reason I am completely convinced that Dhawan!Master is an incredible and showy singer.
Like he would have a musical episode.
One of those ones where you think it’s all non-diegetic until the Doctor shows up and is clearly baffled this is all happening in song, gives it a go for about thirty seconds but then feels embarrassed and can’t do the rhymes so they stop.