#and they immediately killed him

Victor: *heroically sacrifices himself*

Gabriel:“Whoops!" 

Gabriel: *slices hand and feeds Victor his blood, turning him into a vampire*

Trevor: *breaks character* "WHAT THE FUCK, DAD?!" 

Gabriel: "Wait, you’re here?" 

Trevor:"WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT AGAIN?!" 

Gabriel: *shrugs* "Force of habit.”

Victor: *waking up* “What… what happened?”

Trevor: “Oh, of course this time it doesn’t take SEVERAL YEARS, huh?!”