#animals being funny
his power grows
please… he’s getting too strong…
please… stop… i beg of you…
world heritage post
Somewhere, the ghost of Diogenes is looking at this thing and pissing himself laughing.
im translating russian memes for practice and i… theyre so fucking funny
me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*
nurse who’s been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:
The way I’m wheezing
amnothereanymore-deactivated202:
Awww shit yall know what it is
Why bird do this?
Woodcocks and a few other species have mastered this bounce-step in order to trick worms and other Arthropoda into thinking rain has come by sending rhythmic vibrations through the soil as they walk. Many bugs surface during heavy rainfall to avoid drowning, hence why the sidewalks are always littered with earthworms during and after a storm.
If you walk with rhythm you will attract the worm.
No fucking way
I am literally dancing with this bird
ACTIVE COYOTE ALERT
He’s checking his alert notifications.
imgoingtoputscorpionsinyourmouth:
unmute this
I want to pet that shark so bad
A true captain goes down with his ship
these are some of the most delightful laughs I’ve ever heard