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Dialogue Prompts as Buzzfeed Unsolved Quotes
For use in requests to me, or for use of anyone at all!! Just love my ghoul hunting boys and thought their quotes would work really well for some funny Supernatural fics or something!
1. “Hey. You demon fuck.”
2. “Any horny boys out here?” “Horny boys?” “Well, demons, they have horns!”
3. “Why are you unbuttoning your pants?”
4. “It’s not UFOs, you stupid piece of shit!”
5. “Give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous.”
6. “It doesn’t help that every wall in here is painted with ‘get out.’”
7. “Maybe this ghost just loves to blaze it.”
8. “Even though that’s dripping with sarcasm, and definitely isn’t genuine, I’m gonna take it.”
9. “If you slit my throat tonight, I’m gonna have a hard time forgiving you for that.”
10. “I’m not trying to do the whole dismiss it thing… but I’m dismissing it.”
11. “Ghost 101: one, knock book off shelf. Week two, uh, hold a candlestick in the middle of a hallway. Three… sheets.”
12. “His head is just a giant, Russian doll of skepticism.”
13. “My thing is, I don’t give a shit.”
14. “We’re here for the cult stuff! We saw the ad on Craigslist.”
15. “I’ve run the permutations on my little computer, and all of them say ‘you’re fucked.’”
16. “Hey ghouls! The boys are here!”
17. “‘That’s a guy I wanna share a cold one with.’ That’s what Bigfoot would say. About me.”
18. *laying down on a pentagram* “LET’S ROCK ‘N ROLL, BUCKAROO!”
19. “I’ve connected the dots.” “You didn’t connect shit.” “I’ve connected them.”
20. “I assure you that, like, half the places that you’ve been, people have died there. People have probably died at the Chipotle we just ate at.”
21. “They’re really getting boned by fate right now.”
22. “If you’re gonna kill a bunch of people, might as well have fun with it.”
23. “He’s just pointing at things and saying, ‘yup, that’s a witch!’”
24. “I think this demon’s a wimp.”
25. “We better stock up on some knowledge here, otherwise we’re going to get murdered by ghosts.”
