#apb starters
miscellaneous starters from things that we’ve overheard over mic or seen in the district chats on apb : reloaded . please feel free to change pronouns and tenses as necessary .
- “ laugh like a normal human you weirdo. ”
- “ your language sounds like a bunch of broken vacuums. ”
- “ sorry man, can’t help ya. ”
- “ i know you’re over there you stupid fuck. ”
- “ that was some bullshit. ”
- “ I HATE HER! ”
- “ LOVE YOU TOO BABE! ”
- “ i like killing people with my pink gun to make them feel bad about themselves. ”
- “ cash me ousside, how ‘bout dat. ”
- “ you really wanna do this tango disco? ”
- “ i saw you, you play like shit. ”
- “ you say it’s huge, but i bet it’s below average. ”
- “ aight, i respect that. ”
- “ you ass clappers! ”
- “ how did the ice cream get fuzzy? ”
- “ masturbating makes your palms hairy. ”
- “ anyways, you’re fucking disgusting. ”
- “ learn how to dive, bitch! ”
- “ gotta work for this ass. ”
- “ jesus this chat never fails to make between my thighs really moist. ”
- “ what the fuck are these two cheese dicks doing? ”
- “ what the fuck, am i blind or did i just see a guy go warp speed just then? ”
- “ oi, fuckwit, i’m on your team. ”
- “ team super scrubs over here, let’s goooooo. ”
- “ where the hell is my team? ”
- “ sorry, i tried to recover your car but it wouldn’t flip. ”
- “ i literally had to throw myself in his bullets for him to even score. ”
- “ this kid has straight lost it. ”
- “ at least she’s a lady, unlike ___, who just puts wigs on his hands. ”
- “ baby needs a bottle and a nap. ”
