#arcane caitvi

linaisbluepancake:

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can’t work, too much caitvi brainrot

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Vi: I’ve never had a girlfriend before

Caitlyn:

My girls:

Vi: so cupcake, before you say no-

Caitlyn, narrowing her eyes: no

Vi, pouting: but you haven’t even heard it yet!

Caitlyn, huffing: I’m sticking with no

Vi, doing some sisterly bonding: so would you rather kill Caitlyn or-

Jinx, with no hesitation: kill Caitlyn!

Caitlyn, spluttering: you haven’t even heard the other options!

Jinx, shrugging: I didn’t need to

Caitlyn: so now I’m starting to feel unsafe in this environment-

Vi, in extreme distress: a mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it

Jinx, raising an eyebrow: and?

Vi, tearing up: well I just started thinking the poor little guy was just trying to get food. I mean, what if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck! How would Ifeel?

Caitlyn, blinking slowly: are…are you okay?

Vi: if something doesn’t bring you joy just throw it out!

Jinx, nodding: got it!

Caitlyn: JINX PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT-