The first one is edited to be by peerlesscucumber, who has a donghua!Shen Qingqiu icon. Text:
Me: *Removes Luo Binghe from my lap to do something else.*
Luo Binghe: Shizun is… evil? Shizun is unyielding? Shizun is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The second one, with the username unedited:
Shizun when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once
Shizun when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Binghe??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust husband And I Am Going To Scream
“Since I’ve had to be without your sweetest presence, I have not wished to hear or see any other human being, but as the turtle-dove, having lost its mate, perches forever on its little dried up branch, so I lament endlessly till I shall enjoy your trust again. I look about and do not find my lover — she does not comfort me even with a single word.
Indeed when I reflect on the loveliness of your most joyful speech and aspect, I am utterly depressed, for I find nothing now that I could compare with your love, sweet beyond honey and honeycomb, compared with which the brightness of gold and silver is tarnished. What more?”
