#at least ur friends and acquaintances arent my mom
Someone meeting me for the first time: omg she’s so funny she has such good jokes.
Someone seeing me again: oh uh. Haha. Same jokes as before. Ok.
Someone after knowing me for a while: okay so these are actually her only jokes.
My “jokes” are:
- Pretending there are a lot of people or items when there are zero to two people or items.
- Saying “who did that” every time I make any mistake.
- Some variation of “I’m with the band” or “I know a guy” jokes as I enter a space I’m totally allowed to be in.
- Dramatically pretending the world is falling apart if someone apologizes for something obviously minor.
- Saying “long time no see” to someone I saw an objectively short time ago
