#au inspiration
writing prompts! more cursed friendship lines edition
they’re mine, but now they’re yours!
- are you asking because you just now noticed or because you want to make sure others have noticed too?
- well, we can’t all run on sunshine.
- how do you still have a straight face right now?
- I know what I just said, but just because I said doesn’t mean I mean it and just because I mean it doesn’t mean I said it, except that one is more problematic because then people don’t know what I mean.
- You just know me pretty well, that’s all. You’re not super smart or anything.
- what do you mean what do we do? We take pictures as evidence and complain about it later.
- alright, I’m gonna tell you straight up. I don’t like you. You’re always rolling up your sleeves and scaring me.
- I can’t take the fall for this. No way. I’ve been falling all week and my shins are all purple.
- I think you threatened to steal something of mine and in my sleep-deprived state, I felt vaguely fearful and forgot that I could just tackle you and hold you prisoner.
- I want to be a unicorn when I grow up.
- why are you able to translate everything into an opportunity to hug me?
- you two have been staring at each other for a while.
- you have to ask me! Spoiler alert - the answer’s no.
- do you think you can just solve all my problems with ice cream?
- in conclusion, there’s something wrong with me and I’m in good company.
- why do you have to assume I did something?
- I stole your shoes and you chased me down and hit me on the head.
- if you kick me in your sleep I’m kicking back.
- I said I was going for a jog. I said it just this morning. Don’t you remember?
- oh, well, don’t let me interrupt your soulmate time.
- are you okay? Do you need anything? You’ll sleep with me tonight. Or do you want to sleep alone? Whatever you want. I was really worried! Gosh, you’re gonna make me old! Take care of yourself! I’ll take care of you, too. Are you really okay?
- You could pick me up anytime if someone challenged you to do it.
- anger takes energy and I have none to spare, so I’m just passively aggressive.
- well, this has been very enlightening, but I think I’m going to bed.
- I’m sorry, but you shoot about as well as a stormtrooper with a faulty blaster who’s blundering around in a jungle at midnight in a thunderstorm with a concussion and his shoes tied together.