#audreycritter
“I Write Sins Not Tragedies” but genderswap it for Attolia Irene and her first husband.
Thesarcasmin:
“I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne.”
And the chilled decisiveness in:
“It’s better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.”
haven’t you people ever heard of closing the godsdamned door
(the thief is getting in)
