This drawing made the rounds on Reddit and Tumblr when I first posted it on DeviantArt. I figured I would post it here as mine, for posterity. I love it very much.
Do not buy a cabbage unless you have one of the following:
1. A recipe that uses a whole cabbage
2. 200 recipes that use some cabbage
3. A desire to waste an entire half cabbage
4. A desire to aid your local cabbage merchant who’s struggling financially because so much of their crop was destroyed in a series of bizarre incidents involving a twelve-year-old martial artist.
