#awkwardjapaneseporngifs

What salon do I have to go to to get my hair to do that and can I have it in purple?

Oh man, don’t you just hate it when vaginas do that?

I don’t think you really understood me when I used the phrase “titty twister”

Source: The Machine Girl

Let’s go to seaworld, she said. It’ll be fun for the whole family, she said.

Second annual hentai week almost two years after the first week? Second annual hentai week almost two years after the first week.

Source: Hen Zemi OVA

Clown sex isn’t just funny, that's fuckin’ hilarious

#dadjokes