#azuzula

so idk if you’ve seen spiderman nwh yet but this submission contains a p big spoiler but i saw this and am just in awe of how wrong this is

(as if andrew garfield spider-man wouldn’t IMMEDIATELY kick stark in the balls kdlskfnfl. tobey’s would too!! sometimes i wonder if im even watching the same movie as some of the ppl who get these takes djskdbdn)

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first of all, didn’t we establish in no way home that stark doesn’t exist in tobey and andrew’s universes? for one thing, neither of them knew what the avengers was, and for another, they (including the villains) didn’t recognize stark tech (suit and arc reactor). so like. how would andrew know to address him as mr stark

second, let’s go over ages. raimi’s spider-man came out in 2002 and peter turned 18 at the end of it, so he was born in 1984. similarly, since tasm came out in 2012 and peter was 17, he would’ve been born in 1995. no way home takes place in 2024, making tm’s peter 40 and ag’s peter 29 (although because of the snap, th’s peter is 16 instead of 21, which means that tm and ag may be 35 and 24 respectively - we’re not quite sure how the spell worked)

in any case, disregarding their ages, they don’t need to be adopted by stark (of all people!!!!!)