#b dylan hollis

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dduane:

unicorn-and-bluebells:

dumbnojutsu:

Ok now I wanna embroider a sampler that says “Either chocolate fixes everything, or this is alchemy”

Also, extra points for the scream: “I KNOW IT’S OPEN!!”

violetganache42:

nebulastep:

stereden:

thefringeperson:

injuries-in-dust:

Little Johnny wants a cake for his birthday. Selfish brat.

HOW DID THAT NOT STICK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

@aibhilin-atibeka

No that’s a legitimate question HOW

*oven beeps* OOOOOH—

onyxbird:

injuries-in-dust:

“This is not how you make cookies!”

This is like one of those fake cooking/baking videos where they clearly swapped the item out at a certain step to make it look like the terrible recipe worked… except the guy baking them is just as in the dark about how and when the switcheroo happened as the audience is.

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