i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got socialized to be aggressive so they all just live peacefully and groom eachother instead of fighting and killing eachother and its been generations of that, it only took 1 wipeout of the aggressive males to change the whole social order of the species i am crying they must be so much happier
Thinking about the Ancient Egyptians who would take their baboon to market, so the baboon could test the fruit to make sure it was ripe and maybe attack other patrons
basket: woven figs: out baboon: on the loose
I am forcibly removed from the market place
It’s funny because the market guards would also have baboons and would just sic them on anyone they thought was stealing. So the sentence ‘mauled by baboons at the local market for looking at a lettuce suspiciously’ is entirely in line with reality.
GET 'IM BOYS
i apologize for nothing
Do not even attempt to apologise; this is really fucking funny
