#bad grammer

So yeah laying here in the bed watching amc and my sister burst in the room and locks the door….(this is a true story)… She says “how are things” I say"fuck do you want?“ She says listen( let me stop this story and say amc walking dead is a great show so wtf do you want?) I been locked away with mom for ever seems I never get out anymore and you have a great life and I miss you! I reply "ok” miss you to.. Are mother is church strict I mean tuck in your shirt cause god keeps a clean house strict!!! And she just left for a church meeting… Lucky me I play sick.. (Btw I moved out of my mothers when I was 10 she called me the devil cause I Discovered what masturbation was!)
Lived in Atlanta with my father now for almost 15 years! Back to my story…
My sister is 19 now and she says “I wanna finally go out with this boy but damn I don’t know what to do how to kiss how to touch how to do anything. I’ve been skyping him and he shows me his penis (dick) yeah whatever but he plays with it till he ejaculats on his table and desk and I’m like wow!!!(go on) and I just don’t know what to do!!
TUMBLR FOLLOWERS I SWEAR SHE JUST CAME ON HERSELF!!! "OMFG DID U JUST CUM ON MY DAMN SHEETS” she says I do that alot at times in school,church,shopping.. She says “ i wanna put my lips on his penis…and taste that stuff!!!!” So I say oooookkkkkk now here’s where shit gets crazy my sister has a set of nice tits and a fat ass and well it’s my sister I looked sue me… I say we’ll u have to tease him touch yourself on the camera show him those panties shit I will go nuts if it was me.. She said listen what goes on her never leaves but am I sexy enough and I said this is gunna sound so Incestieeeeee but let me see u naked and she drops her clothes and u can see the wetness like its dripping down her leg and I’m like my god!! Are u wet right now? She says if u mean like horny yes always!! Man my dick almost burst out my jeans!!!! She then (hand to god) says what do I do like I’m as naked infront of my brother I said look he will love u and (Boom mother burst in the house says why is this door shut) she jumps in my bed and we pretend to be sleep… Mother said why are u guys in the same bed? I said she misses me let her watch TV I’m going to bed (we were back to back) she slams the door (evil bitch) I turn around to grab he close and I burst out the pj’s hole right in the pussy!!! I couldn’t believe it!!! I was like omfg!! Ewwwww get the fuck out my bed.. She said omg omg and she slides backwards and said push please I need this!!! Omfg I just fucked my sister