But when I told to get on with the ironing, I definitely saw you roll your eyes and I won’t have that. Kneel down and press your face against the bottom of my foot and I’ll explain what I expect. It’s very simple, I expect complete obedience. Do you know what “docile” means? It means ready to accept control or instruction. Don’t worry, I’m going to help you be more submissive to me. Would it help if I posted the photos of you in the maids outfit onto Facebook? I can say you lost a bet. Or the ones of you kissing my feet? I’m happy to do that if it helps. Ok, so no more attitude then. When I give you an instruction from now on I want you to say “Yes Miss, thank you Miss” and get on with it quickly. So let’s try again. Footboy, get your clothes off and go clean the kitchen. Now what do you say?
