#barry burton
Barry Burton goes to Pride Festivals wearing ‘Free Dad Hugs’ shirts.
After the longest poll session ever on PatreOn, the Re Character Collage is completed ✨
Thank you so much to the patrons who joined, it’s been so much fun!! ❤️
* W H A T ? W H A T I S TH I S ? * - Barry Burton. Collab work with Heoh's lineart's http://iroquois-snake.tumblr.com/ and my edit's\coloring Woxy
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*Chris drunkenly wanders around the house and Jill is drunkenly giggling*
Barry, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it’s just me and you against the world, Wesker.
Wesker, going to his room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*
Barry: Made you all playlists!
Barry: Jill, yours only has heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Barry: Wesker, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Barry: And Chris has the ABBA Gold album.
Barry: You bought a taco?
Chris:Yes.
Jill: From the same truck that hit Wesker?
Chris, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain’t gonna help him.
Jill: Do you think paints have different tastes?
Chris: They do.
Barry: …why did you say that with such certainty?
Wesker: Please bring home PURIFIED water, with NO minerals added for taste.
Barry: We got spring water.
Wesker:NO.
Chris: With EXTRA minerals.
Jill: It’s like licking a stalagmite.
Wesker: DON’T COME HOME.
Jill: Mmmmmmm cave water.
Wesker: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Chris: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Barry: I got distracted about halfway through.
Jill: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Chris: HELP! I TOLD WESKER I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Barry, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Sheva: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Barry: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Chris:Drunk.
Jill:Wasted.
Wesker:Dead.
Sheva: Time for plan G.
Jill: Don’t you mean plan B?
Sheva: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Chris: What about plan D?
Sheva: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Excella: What about plan E?
Sheva: I’m hoping not to use it. Wesker dies in plan E.
Jill: I like plan E.
Barry: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?
Sheva:Theft.
Excella: Disturbing the peace.
Chris: Aggravated assault.
Jill:Arson.
Wesker: All of the above. In that order, probably.
Sheva: But what about Chris?
Barry: Don’t worry about him.
Jill: I once watched him fall down five flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened.
Barry: Would never stab anyone.
Chris: Would stab in retaliation.
Excella: Yells “I won’t hesitate, bitch!” first.
Jill: Would stab without warning.
Wesker: Would stab as a warning.
