#beat me to it

homoqueerjewhobbit:

were-ralph:

finishingschoolbooks:

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!

Did you even bother uploading an image or did you just but that there to leave it to our imaginations?

probablystrangerpgideas:

probablymediocrerpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

Make the party’s trip to the elemental planes more immersive by pouring a bucket of hot fizzy mud over the players.

Make the party’s trip to the elemental plane of water more immersive by hooking up a humidifier and letting it run during the whole session.

make the party’s trip to the elemental plane of fire more immersive by burning your house down

I feel like that’s my line lmao