#becuase im not sure jesus has at this point
Dear guest on fanfic,
Who left the comment about me needing Jesus. And not to write a fanfic for Jesus.
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One: I haven’t laughed in a while and yes I do need Jesus.
Two: I cannot grant you the last wish.
You see at one point in my life I considered myself a good little Christian. And back in high school my dad asked me to come up with a story for someone in the Bible. (Naaman’s servant girl, for those who might ask) So, guest, I have in fact already written a fanfic from Jesus’ book.
*disclaimer I’m positive it was supposed to be funny. But I find it funny I have already in fact written a fanfic without realizing back then I had written a fanfic!