schibi12:

The pain is still real

Disney really ruined Ever After High for a mediocre movie series that fell off after the first movie. I mean, Uma, Harry and Gil were cool and all but Descendants was nothing special and neither were the sequels, especially when they pulled the bullshit that Mal was Hades’ and Maleficent’s daughter just to make her overpowered. Now that shit was dumb.

cherryfemm:

Can’t think of a single dude at Monster high who wouldn’t paint their nails.

HooDude. It’s not that he wouldn’t, it’s just that he can’t. He doesn’t have fingernails.

That being said, the guys would glue some press-on’s to his fingers, using fabric glue just so he could feel included.

heyimboredtalktome:

to everyone whining about “what about smart blonde girl representation” i assure u can find a lot more smart white blondes in media than fully developed poc in an important role lol

Plus , there’s black people with blonde hair. My younger cousin actually has naturally blonde hair. We don’t know why, DNA test proved that both of his parents are his parents, we just think it’s a genetic quirk.

So what if they give her actress a blonde wig or weave so that her character can be blonde ? Then what ? People will have no shield for their racism and anti-blackness.

funnytwittertweets:

Especially when that Armadillo’s parents are a vampire and a vampire hunter. Leave him be, they’re just around the corner.

rin-haitani:

REBLOGgolden mikey for good luck ✨

idk lol dis statue just radiates good luck,,,, let see if something happens

gglinaa:

lmaoo im sorry but actually not really

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

Phantom of the paradise is the greatest movie ever because it wastes ZERO time. Its a cool 90 minutes but somehow Everything happens in that span of time. And beef is there

90 minutes ? I never really thought it was that short. My stupid ass thought it was at leadt 2 hours. Then again, I always rewind it at certain points at least 10 times, so it must take me longer to watch it. I don’t think I’ve ever watched it without pausing and rewinding.

out-on-the-weekend:

bringbackthegoldenage:

out-on-the-weekend:

bringbackthegoldenage:

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bringbackthegoldenage:

out-on-the-weekend:

The Monkees with their beards

You should be ashamed of yourself. 

Um, what?

I said, you should be ashamed of yourself. 

…why?

Maybe for spreading lies, misinformation, rumours, etc? This post is clearly meant to imply that Davy Jones was gay, and his wife was his “beard”, meaning that he was with her to hide the fact that he was gay. Absolutely none of this is true at all, and I cannot comprehend how you could think this is an appropriate thing to joke about. You know that there are people on Tumblr who might look at this post and believe that it is true? By posting this you are actively disrespecting and tarnishing the reputation of Davy Jones and The Monkees as a whole. 

(And before you try to come at me for being “homophobic”, because I know how Tumblr is, there is nothing homophobic about stating the truth, that Davy Jones was not gay, and I do not have any issue with gay people so long as they do not try to force their lifestyle onto others.)

Ok

anyway reblog this post to disrespect and tarnish the reputation of Davy Jones and the Monkees as a whole

This just gets better and better. BringBackTheGoldenAge writes mpreg fanfiction shipping Paul Simon with known lesbian Lily Tomlin, she has a whole ass wife and everything, they’ve been married for almost a decade

Yet loses their shit at a gay Davy Jones joke and people “forcing sexuality on someone” yet doesn’t see the problem with putting Lily Tomlin, a whole lesbian, in a heterosexual relationship where Paul Simon gets impregnated because “i WrItE fIcTiOn” when they’re more or less doing the same thing except not joking

I’m in heaven. The comedy just writes itself. Someone should archive this, I want this to be one of those tumblr posts that pops up on Twitter every few years where everyone loses their shit because they can’t believe it’s real.