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so. like. Jade Harley. stuffed the corpse of her guardian. does she think that’s like, a perfectly ordinary and common funeral arrangement? does she realize how weird that is? bc i was thinking like, what happens when Bro strider dies? does Jade, perhaps in a moment ot gentle compassion offer to help Dave with stuffing his brother? what about John and Rose with Dad Egbert and momlonde?
Jade and Dave, standing together on that giant record, staring at Bro’s corpse:
GG: it might take some work but I can stitch up the sword hole
TG: what
GG: for when you stuff him
GG: you’ll need to stitch up the sword hole probably
TG: what
GG: i mean, do you want help?
GG: I hope I’m not being presumptuous by offering.
GG: stuffing your guardian is a pretty private part of the grieving process.
TG:what
GG: though actually the sword hole is well placed, you wont even need to open up a new area you can probably empty him out and fill him up mostly through that wound.
GG: minimize visible scars in the corpse from the whole process.
TG: Jade what the flying French fuck taking a cinematic dive off the sanity boat into the river of crazytown are you talking about
gardenGnostic began pestering tentacleTherapistandturntechGodhead
GG: come on Rose back me up, stuffing corpses is a perfectly ordinary funeral arrangement!
TT: …
TG: you see what I’ve been dealing with here, Rose?
TT: now now, Dave, you shouldn’t dismiss the practice out of hand, despite its… peculiarities.
TT: perhaps Jade has a point, and this would be an important part of processing your grief
TG: you cannot be serious.
TG: i am not going to fill Bro with soft and fluffy fabric like he’s some kind of
TG: deluxe grade smuppet made to order for only the finest and richest of puppet sucking assholes
GG: :(
GG: I don’t understand why you’re making such a big deal out of this!
GG: I stuffed my own Grandpa.
GG: Just like he stuffed a future version of myself and kept it in the upstairs laboratory.
TT: what
TG: what
GG: it’s longstanding family tradition! i bet John would back me up.
GG: it’s not some weird puppet fetish!!! :(
TG: no wait can we go back second here
TG: im all for enriching cultural exchange
TG: love hearing about this crazy corpse stuffing tradition
TG: but i think we should spend more than a single passing message
TG: on the corpse of your future self you have in your attic
TT: I concur.
GG: ugh you guys that’s not a big deal that’s been up there since as long as i can remember.
