its so fucking funny how combative rose and dave were about their sexualities before they came out, like. half their conversations were just accusing the other of being a Homosexual
13 year old dave and rose taking turns calling each other gay
It’s the first letter of her next word, “what,” yes. But it’s also the fulfillment of an obligation, the settling of a debt. Remember the magnetic W?
Let’s look back at where it came from. On page 2266, Rose examined at her refrigerator, “whose surfaces have customarily served as the battlefield for a chilly siege of PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE one-upmanship.”
(Lest we forget, the item Rose used to alchemize one of her most iconic outfits was originally a gift from her mother.)
Later, Rose uses her umbrella. Due to sylladex shenanigans, everything else she’s carrying falls out of her inventory.
Rose leaves the magnet behind on the busted transformer:
It’s just a stupid magnet. And yet, 1410 pages later, she has it again:
She alchemizes it with one of her mother’s bottles of vodka. Apparently, Rose went back to transformer by her house after entering the session and retrieved the W from it.
So: Rose’s mother gave her the W. Rose took it, lost it, retrieved it, and combined it with alcohol, something closely associated with her mother (and something else of hers which Rose herself would later adopt as her own).
And now, on page 8877, the circle is finally completed. Rose probably lost track of the magnet itself ages ago, but she still has the letter. So a Lalonde mother once again gives her daughter a W. And Rose, three years and 6607 pages later, returns what she took. Maybe she decided it was worth more than 12 cents after all. The economy and whatnot. Maybe she forgot to sew the plastic shut, and this was the next best thing. Maybe it was a coup de grace of one-upsmanship. Or maybe it was, after all this time, a sincere gesture of appreciation and gratitude to her mother.
Taking the W left an “unsightly void” in the pack. But, tragically, returning the W required the eternal loss of the Seer’s sight, and left the Void emptier than ever.
The Seer of Light, her mother killed Descended down, to where her blood was spilled She was all grim, and also dark And made less sense, with each remark She’d then find John, and they’d fight Jack Who would in turn, stab the Heir in the back Enraged and saddened, over that attack She cast the spells, of gloom and black The darkness grew, and engulfed Jack Who was by surprise, taken aback The Seer used magic, beyond her ken Which would astound, the wolf again And thought the fight, was going well For Jack’s defeat, there was no spell
so, you’re saying that a canonically lesbian girl associated with the color green who has a unique relationship to motherhood and maternal motifs develops a crush on an asshole ceruleanblood girl who switches back and forth from being friendly to a jerk and then later meets a girl associated with the color purple who provides aid through information that helps her throughout her adventure in a relationship that starts off as frustrated but then grows to become fonder over time?
So I made a whole bunch of quick x reader oneshots here are a handful of them so. Enjoy I guess.
Jade Harley
You were feeling childish today, so you decided to take a day trip to the park! What fun! You decided to ride a scooter to the park with your decorated backpack with some food and your sketch pad and some coloring stuff, you had planned to ride around the park then take a break and draw. And that you did! You rode your scooter for about half an hour before parking it next to a tree and you walk to a bench and sit, eating your snacks and sketching some people’s dogs as they walked by. You felt like something was going to happen, so you looked around and suddenly saw at the tree you parked your scooter at some jerks were stealing it! You quickly set your stuff down and bolt to the scooter, but before you could get there some girl decided to drop kick the guy stealing your bike, causing him to fall over she took the scooter from him and said, quite harshly “This doesn’t belong to you.” And they guy got up and ran, yelling “You’re crazy lady!” As he seemed to disappear away from view. You walked up to the lady and she handed you your scooter “Here you go! Earlier I saw you riding it and then i saw that guy taking your bike, but I didn’t see him with you earlier. Then I saw you at the bench over there and you seemed to not know what’s going on so I got him for you!” She smiled this HUGE freaking beautiful smile, you smiled back “Thanks! You really didn’t need to though. I have more scooters at home if he took it anywho.” You shrugged and looked at your scooter “Well maybe we could go ride our scooters together sometime!” She says, then started to walk toward the bench you were previously sitting at “I’m Jade by the way!” She called before taking one of your pencils and writing down her chumhandle really quick before skipping off “Text me sometime (Y/N)!” “S-Sure?” You called back, a bit dumbstruck. Well guess you made a new friend… wait how did she know your name-
Dave Strider
You were in a shop that your friend dragged you to, and you hated this shop for more than one reson. It was a sex toy shop. You were so disturbed and desperate to get out and your friend wouldn’t let you stay in the car. So you were stuck. Suddenly you heard another distressed person in the aisle over, so when your friend wasn’t looking you peaked over, to see two boys with shades on, inside, odd. “Bro why am I here.” “So you don’t mess up my stuff at home.” The shorter of the two groaned again, as the taller one looked away you whispered “Hey!” At the shorter blonde, and he looked over at you “Wanna get out if here?” You whisper-shouted. He looked over at the taller one then back at you, and he bolted for you. The both of you left the store and walked to another nearby one, talking about yourselfs and stuff you both had in common. He was currently talking about his caretaker’s ‘Job’. “-and I kid you not he threw it right at me. (Y/N) stop laughing it’s not funny dude.” You couldn’t help yourself, suddenly you both got texts from the people who brought you into the store in the first place, you quickly traded chumhandles and went your separate ways.
Rose Lalonde
You were chilling on your roof, your house had woods behind it and a lot of people passed by or went into the woods, and your family didn’t mind at all. You were half asleep when you heard two people arguing “Dave just admit we’re lost.” “No no- I know where we are-” “David I’ve never even seen this house in my life what if we’re trespassing!?” You laugh to yourself a bit and sit up, looking over the roof to see two people who looked almost exactly alike. You called out to them and they both looked up at you, the girl spoke first “Hello, I apologize are we trespassing? We are kind of lost.” She smiled a bit, the one who she called 'Dave’ simply nodded. You hopped off the building(dont worry it’s not to high off the ground, about 6-7 feet off the ground) and made your way over to them, turns out they were simply hiking, so you vave both of them your chumhandle so you could guide them if they got lost on the way back. You took a look at the map they are reading from and show them where they are. Apparently their just on the other side of town and somehow walked all the way around through the woods. You said your Goodbyes, and trust me, that girl is not going to let it down that you helped and will 100% try to do something to thank you.
John Egbert
You were at the store, looking for a movie because your friend wanted to come over that evening and watch one with you. Somehow you wandered to a section full of weird looking movies and you let out a panicked/confused whine. Apparently someone heard you and walked over “Hi, uh, are you alright?” He asked nervously, obviously the boy didn’t have much social interaction so he was a bit nervous. “Yeah I’m fine… I’m just looking for a good movie for my friend-” you said smiling at him, he seemed to light up at this “I know some good movies! Follow me.” He said cheerfully as he dragged you around the store, and for a good while you talked about each other and some other things. When you finally had picked out a movie he offered you to come over to his house sometime and you two could watch a movie together. You thought this was a great idea and exchanged Chumhandles before you left the store.
