#bicycles georg
apparently the cops arrested fuckin Bicycles Georg today
*typing sounds* “::warning light emoji:: Arrest made following warrant : front-facing squad car emoji::
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A man from Oxford has been arrested following a warrant in Littlemore this morning.
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"How many bicycles did you recover from the oldster, Ben?”
“So, damn many”
“I’m trying to post the arrest notification tweet, dude. How many bikes?”
*crying, eyes wide* “T-too … mmm-many …b-b-b-b..”
“Ben, come on. They’re just bikes. How many could there have been?”
*anguished wailing and sobbing, various puddles gathering around Ben’s shaking, fetal positioned body*
“Fine. How does this keep happening?”
*typing sounds* “A number of bicycles believed to be stolen…”
