You turn up at my door - you’re a travelling underwear salesman! Showing me the samples, you explain it’s best to see someone wearing them. Instead of me trying them on, you offer to model them for me. Trying each pair on one by one (changing out of sight), you’re comfortable walking around my apartment in just your underwear - it’s to make a sale, after all. But your bulge grows and grows… What happens next? :P

Birthday idea

Who wants to turn up at my house dressed as a superhero for my birthday? Anyone? No takers?