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(i like Striker…)

imagine if he wasn’t an assassin and still flirted with I.M.P. :)

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So is helluva boss gonna show us every episode a new demon blitzo missed around with?


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Lk rolled his car to a stop, glancing up at the red light in front of him. He was absolutely blasting some screamo song right now, mouthing the words to himself and tossing his head to the beat. The windows were up but from outside the van, anyone could feel how the screaming alone was shaking the car.

*Blitzo moved to block the blow easily and without a second thought gave the other a sharp kick. Not thinking twice about having to trade some blows with this random jackass who’d decided to start some shit with him.*

“It’s called a heart breaker song, music that makes you feel shit! But I wouldn’t expect some empty headed dumbass like you to get that! I’m surprised you can even concentrate well enough to be allowed to drive!”

Lk stumbled back with a wheeze as he was kicked, “h-hah! Oh it makes me feel SOMETHIN alright, lk snorted, waiting for this guy to come at him again. It was pretty obvious this imp knew what he was doing.

“Makes me wanna scream- bet thats how they made screamo huh?” He joked, tail tossing behind him, “as for driving- I wasnt the one fuckin swerving down the road without lookin where I was goin!”

“You literally were that guy swerving around and not looking! You were hanging out your car window and yelling bullshit at me!”

*Blitzo scoffs dryly, tail swishing around as he paused. Waiting to see what other half ass move the other would try.*

“I was just enjoying my night, driving around!”

“YeAH but YOU were the guy in front!” He shot back at him, ignoring the bullshit comment. Lks criticisms were golden. He wouldnt have this slander.

“Ya looked miserable, you call that enjoyment?” Lk questioned, starting to approach the imp again seeing he wasnt making a move. That was fine. Lk loved escelating things.

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@sinnerxroulette

Lk rolled his car to a stop, glancing up at the red light in front of him. He was absolutely blasting some screamo song right now, mouthing the words to himself and tossing his head to the beat. The windows were up but from outside the van, anyone could feel how the screaming alone was shaking the car.

*Blitzo moved to block the blow easily and without a second thought gave the other a sharp kick. Not thinking twice about having to trade some blows with this random jackass who’d decided to start some shit with him.*

“It’s called a heart breaker song, music that makes you feel shit! But I wouldn’t expect some empty headed dumbass like you to get that! I’m surprised you can even concentrate well enough to be allowed to drive!”

Lk stumbled back with a wheeze as he was kicked, “h-hah! Oh it makes me feel SOMETHIN alright, lk snorted, waiting for this guy to come at him again. It was pretty obvious this imp knew what he was doing.

“Makes me wanna scream- bet thats how they made screamo huh?” He joked, tail tossing behind him, “as for driving- I wasnt the one fuckin swerving down the road without lookin where I was goin!”

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