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steveyockey:

what’s the funniest show that could be pitched to someone tumblr style like “omg watch this there is a gay character and autistic representation!”

lesbian-toddhoward:

lesbian-toddhoward:

lesbian-toddhoward:

fun fact if you refer to children as “things” and use “it” when referring to children and are happy to see children cry and get hurt im stealing something from your house

this just in: telling adults not to be shitty to kids is going “white cishet catholic”

can anyone here read because where did i say “if kids trigger a mental episode you should tough it out” in my post stating “kids are humans too and should be treated with respect”

Every time I see tumblr’s seething hatred for children I wanna do a certain reversal, so…

love how tumblr girlies immediately go full white cishet catholic when someone dares to say they don’t like kidsdisabled people for whatever reason. no youre not allowed to dislike them bc i said so. theyre gods gifthuman beings. you used to be onemight become disabled yourself. youre worse than dirt if you prefer not to be around kidsdisabled people.

I mean kidsdisabled people are a fucking trigger for me but apparently I just have to “deal with it“

Ayyy lmao. This reversal also works well with any group you have power over (which is the real reason tumblr hates children so much: it’s safe to do, they can’t retaliate)

memecucker:

“Liking Attack on Titan and Harry Potter makes you a Nazi terf” is like, the single most “Go the fuck Outside” thing ever. Like I didn’t even like that meme bc it was used so hypocritically but I mean more like I want those people to go outside and pass by like Hot Topics selling Attack on Titan shirts and just see how they react when interacting with the outside world for once

Lol, OP of that terrible vampire post called me a VTM fan as an insult than promptly deleted the reply. This site is truly incredible.

Every other popular post about politics on tumblr is some pity idea that sounds nice, but makes no goddamn sense on closer examination.

Most of the rest are just wildly innacurate

Tumblr. Basically just a bag of dirty rocks.

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wizardpotions:

lubefairy:

wizardpotions:

new year new me *casts a spell that morphs me into a horrible creature*

*milks you*

Lube fairy this is the worst comment I’ve ever got on any post

onceandalwaysenglishmajor:

Being on tumblr is like being a raccoon. I dig through the garbage for shiny things I like. Sometimes I find good things to share with my friends. Sometimes I find something horrifying, and also share it with my friends.

headspace-hotel:

insomniac-arrest:

starburst2000:

insomniac-arrest:

Cats [AFFECTIONATE]

Deep ocean creatures [HOSTILE]

Dogs [MORAL COMPASS]

Frogs [A FRIEND]

Rat [ATOIULLE]

Ferret [NOODLE ASSOCIATE]

Corvids [ROLE MODEL]

Wolves [DEFENSE SQUAD]

Cows [POETRY]

Crabs [FINAL DESTINATION]

Snails [EFFERVESCENT]

Sharks [SMOOTH AS HELL]

Horses [WAR, FAMININE, PESTILENCE, HORSE PLINKO ETERNAL DAMNATION, CANONICAL ENEMY]

Goose [HORRIBLE]

Goose [YOU]

Deep ocean creatures [MOST SEXUAL MOTHERFUCKER IN THE OCEAN]

Lol is tumblr charging them for this ad

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