#blue lagoon is the shit

Don’t go on a working holiday to Iceland and think you’ll have any semblance of free time. Sometimes this colossal ego I cart around makes me overestimate my abilities, but at least now I know I can’t write smut and soak in silicone hot springs at the same time. 

On the plus side, after three coats of three different muds, my face has never been so sinisterly smooth. I’m like a big stern teacherly baby. 

Just when it comes to softness, mind. 

Anyway,

C