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- Bastard’s crying, innit?

- OH JUST OPEN THE BOX YOU PUSSY.

- Do we strike you? 

- Holy shit it’s another balloon. 

- I am Queen Zafufu and I do not take part in these things.

- One day, Paul, you and I are going to wrestle. 

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Best moments of Would I Lie to You?

Series 10 Episode 9

Guests: Bob Mortimer, Nadiya Hussain, Diane Morgan, and Michael Smiley

Bob Mortimer: “I recently had to charm a spider out of my shoe by tooting a flute at it.”

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