#bodily functions

megalotrash:

Thanks@boner-cake-admin for your gross prompts XD

This was meant to be shitposty but became shippy, i guess bonding over gross brothers is my kink or some shit. 

a03: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12187185/chapters/36341295

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I love it when the lazy skeles are gross

If Tom Hardy and Jensen Ackles had a son and raised him in whatever part of Texas that gives dudes that perfect deep, smooth Southern accent, you’d have my current assigned nurse.

So OF COURSE today’s the day my body decides, “Y'know what? Let’s have a harder time than yesterday with the trach collar trials and, uh, oh–let’s have a wicked bowel movement even though we’ve only had juice and ice chips recently.”

Fucking figures. I finally get a hot guy to see me naked and put his hand between my legs, and it’s because I’m currently too compromised to wipe myself.