#bro this is a fat ass mood

I’m a programming intern for WE and we were *besieged* by goons on Monday. (They we’re wearing green but I couldn’t identify the shade so idk who they worked for)

Honestly, rogue attacks are a small price to pay for a paid internship PLUS we were saved by the Black Bat so I got to complete my vigilante bingo card! DOUBLE PLUS, I got hit with a random rock while I was tied up so she *held my face* to look at the mark!!!

Anyway, I will encourage people to hit me with rocks if the Black Bat is in the vicinity from now on. (If she needs a tiny and easily bruised girlfriend to die for her (dramatically), she can hit me up)