#broization

*sigh*

Great. It was your very first time at the gym. You didn‘t want to cause any trouble. You tried your best to avoid eye contact with the alpha males and the gay hunks and the jock bros … You just wanted to run a bit on the treadmill and lift some not-too-heavy dumbells. And then … THIS happened.

Some freaks grabbed you in the showers and dropped you into a pit of tar-like liquid, just before jumping right into it after you. Your struggle showed no effect. The oozing slime quickly coated your body, covering all of your skin and converting your flesh into even more goo. The hulking muscles seemed like a nice addition, just as the upgrade that occurred between your legs … but why did your head become so dizzy? Hard to think. Memories fading away, personality traits lost, faces of friends and family forgotten… to be replaced with the identity of a cocky gym bro. Completely new attitude, more confidence, more focus, more interest in hulking up your body and doing bro things.

And these hunks around you? Any hostile thought towards them has disappeared from your mind. They‘re your best friends after all! There’s nobody you can trust more than them! You have spent, like, your whole life together here at the slime gym, lifting heavy weights, doing rep after rep, exchanging your … protein shakes … ? A gym bro friendship has certain benefits, after all. Your mind being flooded by alpha thoughts, you suddenly remember it all. You are the embodiment of pure masculinity and raw power. And also, you are very fluid. Not enough muscles? Just sip some goo and add it to your bulging mass!

A horny smirk appears on your face as your bros press their masculine, liquid bodies against yours, the slime making up your flexing muscles mixing and merging together, making your bodies connected in the same way as your minds and souls are connected. You’re all one. It‘s like your own, personal frat. Your friendship is eternal. And you’re thrilled to help your homies find others worthy of joining you! Life is truly great. You wouldn‘t ever want to exchange it for any other life, right? Like, for example, the life of that pitiful little nerd who came to the gym earlier. Speaking of, did you see where he went? No? Well, doesn‘t matter. Just keep enjoying your bros‘ sexy bodies … and yours!