#bs crack

cranialaccessory:

an unofficial exploration of which black sails and our flag means death characters would do best/worst in each others universes

characters who would crush it in a worldswap

Izzy - izzy wakes up every day and curses god that he doesn’t get to hang out with BS blackbeard, who would fucking hate Izzy. He’d call izzy a gross little pervert and izzy would have the best orgasm of his life about it

Ed - not saying he would crush it, but I think he would develop a big weird crush on flint and his clavichord and teakettles and it would be very funny for me personally

Silver - ya boy would CLEAN UP. whole new world of pirates here who don’t know his reputation for bullshit and genuinely believe in the power of friendship. scams for days

Anne Bonny - another clean sweep. no survivors. she and Jim exchange a stoic nod. would introduce much-needed lesbian biodiversity to the ofmd biome, like bringing wolves back to yellowstone

Flint - if i think about this too much i start crying 

Jack Rackham - would finally be appreciated as the fashion icon he is. also huge improvement over the will arnett version of jack. In general, would have a nice time and go home very refreshed

Characters who would not have a good time in a worldswap:

Charles “it’s gay to live in a house” Vane - sure he’s tough but can he survive getting dunked on constantly? Probably not.

Lucius - I think he’d get by alright actually but would HATE it and be very sulky

Stede- stabbed to death and corpse looted the second he sets foot in nassau, RIP