everything about victorian spike makes me insane. spike definitely went to oxford or cambridge. spike knows SO MUCH about ballroom dance. spike studied classical greek and latin and it set off the ear for language that later enabled him to speak fyarl. spike knows about victorian flower language. spike has been to so many inane dinner parties and balls. spike was absolutely that absolute freak during the marriage season and all the moms and governesses had to force the debutantes they were chaperoning to dance with him theyre like look darling he is a handsome man from a well to do family and theyre like mama i need you to understand i cannot listen to a single other one of his poems i will perish. mama he cant even think of a word that rhymes with gleaming.
guys I can’t believe they really did a wide shot of the Scooby gang in the second parental homophobia episode and said “we’re family”. They said those words in those order
ALSO HELP spike randomly being in that group shot . spike just so happening to be there for buffy’s coming out during becoming part ii (first parental homophobia episode). I’m. There’s dots and I’ve connected them
tfw you accidentally domesticate the local vampire and now hes in your house and he just. wont. leave. he keeps coming back. hes having cocoa with your mom
Sorry. I need to go to bed but I’m still laughing about this. Just Spike repeatedly showing up at Buffy’s house when she’s NOT EVEN THERE. Just to chill with her family.
Like I wish this had been a bigger running gag than it already was. POV, you go home from college to visit your mom and your literal mortal enemy who’s job is to kill you and vice versa is chilling on the sofa eating popcorn and watching soap operas. He knows where everything in the cupboards and linen closet goes. He knows what brand of laundry detergent to use for the washing machine and how to work the coffee maker and that your sister has a big science project on Tuesday. Your mom says he’s invited to Christmas Eve dinner. You didn’t even know she was planning one.
“Love isn’t brains, children, it’s blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love’s bitch, but at least I’m man enough to admit it.”
