#bullying

Say “my little sister kicked my scrawny ass and can make out with my husband whenever she wants” and I MIGHT stop humiliating you in front of him

Like mother like daughter, being a sad little creampuff is clearly genetic

“We’re going to play ‘The Boner Game’ Mister Man, here’s how it works. If you haven’t lost your boner at me kicking your wife’s loser ass in 10 seconds I’ll break her scrawny little arm.

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Oh dear, it’s bigger than ever. Unlucky wifey”…SNAP

“Tell you what, handsome. Your creampuff wifey here might have wanted to shut down our party but you look like you enjoy a fun time. Give me the nod and I’ll put her out for the night so you can enjoy yourself with us. Hah, thought so”

Fugly, ginger, creampuff could never stand up to your ex. She might have got your vows but the wimp had certainly lost your respect

“I know the bimbos in class bully you for being a little loser rusty. I won’t however stand for you trying to rat them out; so, after getting the spanking you deserve, you’re going to go over and mumble an apology to them through those granny panties of yours.”

Look lover. Your fat little fugly wife tried to stop our romantic meal tonight. I know, right? I’ve turned the tubby bitch into my own personal art installation

You like?

I don’t think I’ve made her any uglier but I think I’ve captured her blubbering patheticness, no?

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What?

I thought your wifey was supposed to be some tattooed tough girl? A real bad ass? A challenge?

Turns out wifey’s just a creampuff candy ass. It was fun twisting the rust bucket up like a pretzel

Happy Valentine’s Day stud

“See, I told you I’d kick your wimpy mom’s fat ass just like I kick yours. Being a creampuff must run in the family, like mommy like daughter HAH!”

“Oh look, your Daddy is hard watching me ragdoll fugly mommy…or should I say My New Boyfriend is hard.”

“You two mewling bitches keep it down out here, the alpha female needs to take care of the man of the house.”

“Don’t worry creampuff we’re not so different. I mean I’m skinny, confident, fucking your boyfriend, and…ok, on second thought we aren’t alike at all, sorry loser.”

“Whiny creampuffs always know a superior woman when then see one. They will even pick a fight with one just to feel that reassuring boot to the ass kicking them back where they belong.”

Is there any lower your coppertop creampuff wifey could sink than being KOed and posed by her ‘bestie’ while hubby conducts a photoshoot?

Well…a trip head first down the garbage chute while they get busy will probably do the trick

“Forget your anniversary meal stud, your little wifey is going for a nap on the floor of your brat’s room and you’re having a romantic night in with the hot, stacked, babysitter”

“Look at your wimp wife Mister Man. A grown woman being pushed around by her bully. How pathetic. Shall I show you what it looks like when a creampuff gets stuffed in a bin? HAH, I knew you’d like that!”

Your scrawny little tiny titted wifey came home early. You should have seen her ugly face, hahaha. Pancake tits is sleeping now so get back home, stud!

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A strict, stern, Teacher lays down the law in detention. Turns out, though, these students are alpha females who don’t take shit from anyone…

Well I make your wimp daughter suck on her toes, why do you think I shouldn’t do the same to you? Could your family be a bigger bunch of creampuffs?

Shhhhh, time for you to shot your big moth wifey. You just kneel there and cry while a REAL woman shows your man what he’s been missing. Scrawny little wimp haha

Face down, fat ass up, squealing pathetically. The natural habitat and mating call of the carrot top loser

“Your scrawny wife can spend the night in the closet. Maybe the little loser will pick up some tips about how a real woman pleases a man”