#valentines gift

Look lover. Your fat little fugly wife tried to stop our romantic meal tonight. I know, right? I’ve turned the tubby bitch into my own personal art installation

You like?

I don’t think I’ve made her any uglier but I think I’ve captured her blubbering patheticness, no?

Wifey’s a ginger loser - 1

What?

I thought your wifey was supposed to be some tattooed tough girl? A real bad ass? A challenge?

Turns out wifey’s just a creampuff candy ass. It was fun twisting the rust bucket up like a pretzel

Happy Valentine’s Day stud

Thrilled to be included as a Geek Fashion Professional, thank you @dailydot!

Valentine’s Day advise & picks from @rocklovejewelry and our partners ThinkGeek Solutions. @shirocosmeticsand@espionagecosmetics have some delicious looking makeup and @heruniverseofficial is a geek gal’s go-to for day ware.  Special should out to my girl Katie of @elhofferdesign who is killing it with her Star Wars Dresses!

Hope y'all have a Tina or jimmy jr in your life. Happy Valentine’s Day

these two!

Love, romance and sex are all great, but they also bring with them an unappealing flip side: problems. Fear not! An upcoming Guardian podcast will be answering your dilemmas in a special Valentine’s Day edition dedicated to love and sex. Alix Fox, a sex educator and expert on matters of the heart, will be on hand to offer advice – no matter how unique your problem. So tell us about your dilemma and we might feature it in the podcast!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxhSCIWTHhM&feature=youtu.be

For Suzy

Are you aro? Do you want to express your platonic/alterous/romantic affection for someone? Then check out my latest digital-download-only Etsy cards:

Image one:

Whether you want to say “I adore you” or “I love you”, you get three cards to pick which affection you wish to express: platonic, alterous, or romantic.

I Adore You

I Love You

～✦～✦～✦～✦～✦～✦～✦～✦～✦～✦～

Image two:

A cheeky card for those you love, but not like that, i.e. romantically.

I Love You (But Not Like That)

～✦～✦～✦～✦～✦～✦～✦～✦～✦～✦～

Image three:

A perfect card for those who love space and want to emphasize that their love for their friends, family, or partners is even greater than the grand distance between the Earth and the moon.

I Love You To The Moon And Back

A perfect card for those who want their friends, family, or partners to know that they mean everything to them.

You Mean The World To Me

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[ID: All three images have “Valentine’s day cards” at the top center with a semitransparent constellation and ghost design background.

Image one: Six horizontal cards, three on left and three on the right. Three of the cards have “I adore you” and three have “I love you” across the top in a handwritten style font. Below the phrase is a heart centered between two arrows and below that is either “platonically”, “alterously”, or “romantically” in parenthesis.

Image two: Centered on the card, the phrase “I love you” and then below it in parenthesis “but not like that.” 

Image three: Two vertical cards centered in the image. The card on the left features the phrase “I love you to the moon and back” surrounded by stars and centered vertically. “I love you” is above a cratered moon, “to the moon” is engraved in the center of the moon” and “and back” is below the moon. The card on the right is a globe with an arrow going diagonally through it, the tip being at the top left and the feathers at the bottom right. A ribbon is wrapped around the globe with the start being halfway around the top of the globe, wrapping to the right to the middle which extends past the globe, then wrapping to the left and stopping halfway at the bottom of the globe. The ribbon has the phrase “You mean the world to me” on the center section. End Description]

Just added this year’s Valentine’s collection to my websitetoday.

Did you know that these little Beans are destined to help deliver loving gestures to those you care for the most? They’re very good at their jobs, I promise. ❤️

Give a gift symbolizing your love, faith, and devotion this Valentine’s Day.  An enduring token, today’s gift is sure to become tomorrow’s treasured heirloom.

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Valentine’s Commissions! Email [email protected] to oder