#but i refuse to acknowledge the existence of the other one
Me reacting to Lord Peter Wimsey’s dialogue as a book: ohohoho he is so charming and clever and well educated, how I like him
Me reacting to Lord Peter Wimsey’s dialogue as an audiobook: if someone doesn’t shut this idiot up I shall get a mallet
Me reading about Peter Wimsey’s amiably stupid and ugly face like a maggot spontaneously generated from Gorgonzola cheese: this is ideal. This is hugh jackman in a soft sweater levels of giving the audience what they want. This is the only way to write about attractive men
Me seeing any given actor in a role of Peter Wimsey: oof, unfortunate, im glad British men aren’t real and can’t reach me
