#but if you dont know this much about me after raising me

… I know exactly when Dad has my stepmom buy a birthday present for me. And if he himself sent it, then for SHAME on him.

Because I do not like strawberries. You would think that after 18 years with me, he would know this. (And frankly, after being in my life for five years, my stepmom should know this, too.)

But is this the second time I have been sent chocolate-covered strawberries for my birthday? Yes. Yes it is.

HOWEVER, the first time tops it! For my 22nd birthday, I was sent Chocolate-covered strawberries with pineapple flowers.

I am allergic to pineapple.

So… these people are just batting 100, aren’t they? XD XD