funny: jaskier is not completely human and neither geralt nor jaskier is aware of it until someone else points it out
funnier: jaskier is not completely human and geralt isn’t aware of it until someone else points it out/jaskier finally just. tells him.
funniest: jaskier is not completely human, geralt knows, and jaskier will NOT believe him. jaskier: “all the people in my family can make flowers grow even in winter, geralt. it’s just genetics. it’s like red hair. it’s just something some humans can do.” geralt: *having a minor internal meltdown because he is PRETTY SURE that’s bullshit and jask is fae but WHAT IF*
